PEACHES

Position: Luxury Fabric Assassin
Breed: Sassy Calico
Specialty: Claw-testing only the most expensive fabrics (velvet? silk? her personal scratching post)
Known For:

• Leaving "designer perforations" in $200 throw pillows
• Judging your color choices with slow blinks
• Knocking over IKEA lamps for funsies
  Work Ethic: "If it shreds, it sheds."

MARIO

Position: Cable Destruction Engineer
Breed: Orange Tabby (one brain cell, zero regrets)
Specialty: Chew-testing cords at 3AM (disapproval rate: 100%)
Known For:

• Turning charging cables into "abstract art"
• Yowling during Zoom consultations
• Sitting directly on mood boards mid-edit
  Signature Move: The "Oops I Unplugged Your Router Again"

DAISY

Position: Nap Zone Compliance Officer
Breed: Petite Grey Tabby (looks innocent, is chaos incarnate)
Specialty: Certifying all seating for optimal loafing potential
Known For:

• Claiming fresh laundry as her "workstation"
• Interrupting photoshoots with dramatic belly-up poses
• Stealing the last shred of your dignity (and the last bite of your sandwich)
  Quality Standard: "If I fits, I sits... and judges."